American Horror Story: Asylum Watch: Episode 1. Does anyone remember 2. That’s the last time American Horror Story was on TV. I talk tons of shit about series that pump out the normal American excess of twenty episodes or more a season, but at least those shows don’t ask fans to wait ten fricking months in between. But I’m taking a lesson from Tupac, AHS. I embrace your return, and am ever so thankful that this season’s premiere dwarfed last season’s pilot in almost every way. Browse american horror stories. Leraie is a teenage girl in the Orphanage but she knows she is no Orphan she is the Daughter. The Cannes Cannes girls! Lauren describes the hell of living with buck teeth and. Popular star Leslie Grossman joins American Horror Story for season seven as. Coven’ Both Conforms to and Challenges Misogynistic Tropes. Apparently the tooth fairy has been. Bucky Tooth Cap - Be glad you were. American Horror Story; Care Bears; Disney Junior; Dr. Seuss; Duck Dynasty; Hello Kitty;. Buck Teeth; Buck Teeth. Welcome to Briarcliff By Nick Venable. Does anyone remember 2011? That’s the last time American Horror Story. We tried to objectively rank every "American Horror Story" character in order of karmic badness. Ben begins to unravel the mystery of his allegedly mad wife in 'Spooky Little Girl'. American Horror Story type: TV. What was up with the tooth blizzard? Maybe it’s because my expectations were fully formed this go around. Whatever the reason, it’s good to have horror on TV without any vampires or Dexter’s ghost dad to deal with. We hope you despise your stay. It was the setting for 4. Catholic Church buyout in 1. It gained its “No Way Out” reputation. This is exactly the kind of multi- layered setting one would assume Murphy and Falchuk would explore after taking on the haunted house sub- genre in the first season. It’s huge, full of dark corners, and is able to house an enormous cast of characters. This couple wants to sex up all of the decrepitude of this seemingly abandoned asylum, complete with creepy religious paraphernalia strung up outside. Some sex talk and sexy pictures later, and Leo straps Teresa down, faking electro- shock therapy before they get down to the kind of business where “Ready for your injection?” reads as erotic dialogue. They’re stopped by a noise, perhaps the unspectacularly- named Bloody Face, coming from behind a heavy door with a slide window. Using his cell phone’s video camera, Leo sticks his hand through the window and records the darkness, all while Teresa starts going down on him. Of course, a boogey monster quickly appears and rips his arm off almost at the shoulder, turning him into a screaming bloody mess. Teresa hysterically runs around trying to find an exit that may lead to help. Smash to the jump- cut clue- filled opening credits, crammed with religious statues, nuns riding patients, and crab- walking up staircases. Kit Walker (Evan Peters), a gas station attendant, arrives home after work for some tighty- whitey tossing coitus with his wife Alma (Britne Oldford). Due to it being bi- racial, I assume, their marriage is kept secret from their parents. Afterward, as Alma makes Kit’s dinner, radio static and blinding lights take over the room. Temporarily assuming it’s harassment, Kit finds his theory disproved by the loud crashes and destruction of everything in the house just before he and a few other items are sucked up to the ceiling. Tractor beam, you say? Apparently so, as proven by flashy snippets of Kit strapped down in a white room while skinny green things push into his backside. This is the point when millions of Americans’ trust wavered as they arched an eyebrow and screamed, “Seriously?!?” The truth is out there, people. Let’s meet some characters here. Sister Mary Eunice (Lily Rabe) takes Lana to Sister Jude, though not before running into the scary, baby killing, buck- toothed “lady” that I’ll refer to has Hairy Krishna. Jude is a no- nonsense nun, guided by her three “P”s: productivity, prayer, and purification. She stands behind the visionary leadership of Monsignor Timothy Howard (Joseph Fiennes), and rails against the science- based treatments of Dr. Arthur Arden (James Cromwell), who will most assuredly become a mad scientist by the time this is done. Trepanation with your coffee, anyone? Turns out, this maniac is Kit Walker, though he professes his innocence over and over, even as he’s whipped. A kind soul, Grace (Lizzie Brocher. She’s accused of chopping up her family, but she also claims innocence. Arden becomes Kit’s reverse savior, taking him out of solitary confinement, only to strap him to another table, causing flashes of his abduction to flourish. Arden believes the devil resides in the brain, not in hell, and has shelves of jarred brains to prove it. He finds a solid bulge on the side of Kit’s neck, too hard to be a tumor. He cuts Kit open with a scalpel, as was done by his green captors, and finds a black insect looking thing that sprouts legs. It almost looked like a computer chip of some kind. In what will certainly be one of this season’s mysteries, she stumbles upon Mary Eunice leaving two buckets of “food” out in the middle of the woods, near what’s referred to as the “death chute,” where all the TB victims of old were carted out. What kinds of creatures are out there? The hallway full of crazy male patients is no place for attractive women, as proven by Mary Eunice getting a face full of ejaculate from a particularly peppy inmate. Lana is then left alone, stumbling upon Shelley orally pleasing a male ward before hiding in an empty cell when Sister Jude walks the halls. Just when she feels safe again, Lana is grabbed by the neck and knocked unconscious. Jude smugly tells Lana of her visit to Wendy, where Jude casually threatens to reveal their relationship to the world, thus ruining Wendy’s teaching career. I can’t quite figure out why anything but a gay P. E. Lange.) She presents herself as the epitome of righteousness and piety, but can’t stop herself from sexually fantasizing about Monsignor Howard as they sit at a dinner she gussies herself up for. Howard’s devotion to climbing the Catholic Church ranks, with Jude as his right hand woman, is what sets Jude off, picturing herself popping her habit off and getting rowdy. She is definitely power hungry, but it’s good to see she has weaknesses. Perhaps her swearing off alcohol will come back to sluice her later. Drunk, horny, and full of blarney. Though she is adamant in scolding Mary Eunice for allowing Lana onto the property, she is just as adamant about convincing Mary Eunice it was a mistake, and not a mark against her intelligence. Jude dismisses the whips that Mary Eunice pulls out for her spanking. Arden however, plainly accusing him of the mishandling of four patients, all without family, who died under his supervision. Near the end of the episode, she finds him in a cell, scrubbing the walls down with disinfectant. Jude is disgusted by the smell, asserting that something had to have been living in there, to which Arden claims the room had been unused for years. So why would an unused room need cleaning? Perhaps he needs the sterilization for the experiments he’ll be performing in the room later. Thanks to a quick flip into the present, where Leo lies on the floor bleeding out, we realize that he was reaching into the same room Arden was scrubbing. There is an actual Bloody Face, who probably isn’t Kit Walker (which I didn’t believe anyway), that was possibly around before this show’s events started while having nothing to do with the asylum, and is also around almost fifty years later. Is it a legend that inspired someone to make it real, or something supernatural? This doesn’t seem like something Arden would purposefully have any part of, but maybe it was a medical mistake of some kind. Not the actual sewn –up skin mask, but the undying lunatic part. Too bad Friedkin already did the whole crucifix masturbation thing. Murphy will probably have someone using a full- sized cross. Drop your theories below and join me next week. It’s gonna be a great autumn on FX. I guess it was, if being skinned and murdered is what happens when someone’s baby “goes.”. You can shave me bald as a cue ball and I’ll still be the hottest tamale in this joint.” It doesn’t take a lot of confidence to feel more attractive than rabid, muttering lunatics, but it helps. All that money saved on utensils. How good was the weed in 1. Perhaps next week, someone will stumble into the asylum’s underground strap factory. And his story about the ferret was a winner as well. I love James Cromwell. Maybe his wife will end up being Frances Conroy, and a Six Feet Under reunion will happen. Hall, I didn’t really mean that Dexter crack earlier. Lady Gaga AHS Season 6 Trailer. Though the closing credits of the season premiere confirm Gaga will show up in Roanoke, she has yet to confirm this is actually her. But that hasn't stopped Redditors from trying to figure out who Gaga will be in this season, which revolves around the mystery surrounding the Roanoke colony in North Carolina that disappeared in 1. Based on this shot in the trailer, one Redditor believes Gaga is wearing a tooth on her head, questioning whether this means she could be the one behind that hail storm of teeth in the premiere. Others on Reddit though are more interested in another quick shot in the trailer, which seems to show a man wearing a pig head roasting on an open fire. The theory being that this could be a clear nod to the piggy man story told in the first season of AHS. Perhaps, a clear sign that things are coming full circle. Of course, that's just one of the many theories surrounding season 6, which is scarily blending fact and fiction.
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